last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Congratulations! We have a period
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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