My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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