Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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