32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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