Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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