What a fucking waste of an outfit
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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