I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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