did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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