So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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