I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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