google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.