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• (503): View more from Oregon

  PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...

  (515): View more from Iowa

  Ur type is ready and willing

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• (607): View more from New York

  You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?

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• (954): View more from Florida

  It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments

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• (352): View more from Florida

  He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position

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• (631): View more from New York

  "too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me

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• (951): View more from California

  omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited

  (951): View more from California

  dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles

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• (516): View more from New York

  Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.

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