IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18