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• (804): View more from Virginia

  please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I intend to get homeless drunk

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Thats alot of pressure.

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  Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have a black eye again and dont know why again

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