don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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