I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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