Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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