i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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