Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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