You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
this will be a night to untag.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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