Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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