Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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