so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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