Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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