I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
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I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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