I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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