Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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