ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
