If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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