You're completely useless in the revolution.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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