I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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