so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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