new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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