Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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