Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
sex in a hospital.. check
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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