I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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