Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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