Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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