kristin has been a bad kristin
The best revenge is premature balding
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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