At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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