She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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