So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
