do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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