Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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