i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
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I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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