But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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