Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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