I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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