please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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