Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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