After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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