you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
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on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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