Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
do nipples grow back?
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