Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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