Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
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You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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