is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
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I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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