So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
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I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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